From mfruman@atmosp.physics  Wed Sep  4 17:36:51 2002
Date: Wed, 4 Sep 2002 17:30:53 -0400
From: Mark Fruman <mfruman@atmosp.physics>
To: football players 2002: ;
Subject: Football Saturday #19

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PLAYER PROFILE:
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Name:  Jeffrey Rosenthal
Age:  34
Height:  6' 3''
Place of origin:  Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
Experience: 4 years football, 2 years of swing, 2 years of tap 

Jeff's position is probably best described by the term "midfield general",
although that could be because he rarely manages to join the attack or get
back on defense before the ball has started going the other way.  He
prides himself on his surgically corrected field vision, pinpoint passing,
and fine sportsmanship.  He is easily recognized from a distance because
of his trademark monochromatic sweatsuits and meticulously coiffeured mane
of cascading black hair.

Jeff is a Harvard trained professor of statistics, a fact he never fails
to mention when trying to get a table at his favourite Italian trattoria,
where he enjoys the house specialty chicken Parmigiana (washed down with
an insipid mixture of warm ginger ale and homogenized milk).  He is an
amateur musician, comedian and java programmer.  He also enjoys dancing,
tennis, camping, and -ahem- watching "Star Trek".


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